I Am Me, And This is Me, Thus Me Is This

My name is Kristine, and I enjoy life. Blah blah blah. The fact that you're even reading this is amazing. Butts.

The Breakfast Club (1985) dir. John Hughes

Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062.

Dear Mr. Vernon,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us — in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were brainwashed.

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I found these gifs I made a while back for a site that’s not running anymore, so I thought I’d post them here. It’s a description of psychiatric symptoms and states of mind using a pink box and some other stuff. 

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#while bbc sherlock is at the stage where sherlock and john are finally discovering their love for each other #the movies have flown straight past flirting and into husband land

Interviewer: Tell us about your relationship with Robert Downey Jr on set.
Jude Law: Oh, I love him. I love him.
Interviewer: Yeah? You had a bit of a bromance going on there.
Jude Law: What is this new term everyone is using?
Interviewer: Bromance?
Jude Law: Oh, it’s a horrible term. What about just a romance?
Interviewer: No, it’s not the same.
Jude Law: Why not? Why?
Interviewer: Cause then you’d have to star in a romantic comedy together or something.
Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it? [x]

Jude Law does not have time for any of that ‘No Homo’ bullshit…

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Today at the Disney Store

  • Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
  • Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.
  • Woman: This is ridiculous.
  • Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
  • All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
  • And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.

dashyn asked: Yo, i saw that drawing of the robot and "sit down to talk about GamerGate" stuff. Would you actually like to do that? Just thinking it would be interesting if ya want. Free to keep the chatlogs and stuff, i dont care. I have Steam and Skype if that works, havent used Skype in ages so need to relearn how to use it.





No, I really wouldn’t. There is literally nothing to talk about. Gamer guys are egomaniacal pissbabies. Like, I’m scared of being on my deathbed with unfinished projects, or having my bike stolen because it’s my main method of transport, or running out of unemployment before I find another job. Y’know, real things. Them? They’re scared of journalism. Scared of their own dirty laundry.

That’s the fucking definition of cowardice.

Gamers need to grow a backbone like, 10 years ago.

How about you shut your fucking mouth because GamerGate is fighting  Corrupt Journalism from sites like kotaku and RPS. All of you fucking SJW’s are stupid thinking that all girls are innocent and all men are fucking evil. HOW ABOUT YOU KISS MY FUCKING ASS FOR HAVING THAT STUPID FUCKING MINDSET. A fucking girl didn’t want to be my friend anymore and i almost fucking committed suicide OVER HER. And the thing is that you fucking SJW’s will think she is all innocent even though she almost committed manslaughter. And that is really insulting.

P.S: Gamers also have jobs and shit and they are defending their video games from you SJW degenerates and your stupid agenda of killing all men. And gamers are not homophobic. Me, along with a few LGBT people support gamergate

P.S.S: Even Marceline is laughing at your stupidity.image

A fucking girl didn’t want to be my friend anymore and i almost fucking committed suicide OVER HER”

"she almost committed manslaughter"

Dear carlossalas81

Hi, I’m a dude. I know what it’s like to have your heart broken by a girl who wasn’t interested in you, even though you know in your heart you did everything you were told was right in order to make it work. I’ve felt that pain, I remember it, it’s terrible. It’s not always your fault though, sometimes it just wasn’t meant to be. Eventually you realize this and move on.

But I want you to know that you deserve that pain. It is your fault, and your reaction is even more pathetic. There is zero mystery why this girl would want nothing to do with you, and the further this girl gets away from you, the better. I would pay for her restraining order if I could. The fact that you think you can blame the consequences of your horrendous shittiness on people standing up to concentrated threats of murder over god damned fucking video games shows just how little happiness you really deserve.

I don’t normally engage militantly ignorant absolute losers online, but using Marceline to attack my spouse and people like her, in defence of violent misogyny, is kinda like coming to my kingdom and using the flag to slap the Queen, son. Enjoy being alone forever, you’ve truly earned it. 




Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions


In case you though I was joking

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